A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away, before sliced bread was invented and the popular phrase was 'the best thing since mashed turnips', an evil Dark Lord called Sauron forged some pretty rings to give to all the free peoples of Middle-Earth.
Then he made a big chunky evil gold ring for himself so he could rule all the others.
The 9 rings given to the race of men turned them into evil wraith minions of Sauron, and they wore evil black robes and rode on evil black horses.
However, the men didn't much like being ruled by a band of undead blokes with a passion for eyeliner and Michael Jackson songs, so they marched in a last alliance with some elves against the evil Dark Lord.
Kind Elendil got killed so his son Isildur robbed his dad's broken sword and faced the evil Sauron with his evil mismatched feet and puny underdeveloped arms. Backing him up were his evil hordes (one army dude and an orc).

Using his dad's sword Narsil, Isildur successfully cut off Sauron's ring finger ("Now I'll never be able to married!"). Because most of Sauron's evilnicity was in the ring, he promptly exploded.

Isildur was supposed to cast the Ring into the fiery chasm from whence it came, or in other words lob it into a Crack of Doom. But the hearts of men are easily corrupted and yes we are the crappest race to ever live, but you don't have to rub it in Mr Tolkien. So he kept the evil One Ring and was riding through an evil forest with it round his neck...

...when he was ambushed by some orcs who shot him full of arrows as he tried to escape by swimming downriver. The ring fell off his finger and sank to the bottom somehow.

For a long time the ring stayed there but then Gollum found it (yes, Déagol found it and then Sméagol killed him and stole it, but all this explanation just lengthens the story and then you won't want to read it). The evil Ring made him live really long until it somehow jumped away from him and a hobbit (about waist-high, hairy feet) called Bilbo Baggins found it in Gollum's cave.

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